Christine O'Donnell Foiled By Shake Weight

It has been revealed that anti-masturbation Delaware Senate candidate, Christine O'Donnell, is a huge proponent of the Shake Weight. Although she vehemently denies these allegations, fitness experts claim they have only seen bigger forearms on Chuck Norris. "I used to watch her use that thing 4, maybe 5 hours a day," says a source. "I'd tell her, 'Christine, you gotta stop, that just isn't healthy.' But she'd keep right on a-shakin'."