Too-Enthusiastic Married Man Winds Up Divorced

Kline emotional after realizing he's not going to lose his virginity after all.

SYRACUSE, NY--Kevin Kline is officially single after his wife of one day filed for divorce four hours after they were married. The sudden change of a events transpired due to a string of Tweets that Mr. Kline posted on his Twitter account, only an hour after the wedding ceremony. This is what they said:

@KevDog112382 (1:42PM): I AM MARRIED! WOO HOO! TO MY DREAM WOMAN!

@KevDog112382 (1:44PM): Though, it's not Alessandra Ambrosio; not Penelope Cruz; not Gina Gershon; not Erin Heatherton; not Erin Andrews; not Blake Lively; not Mila Kunis; not Marisa Miller; 


@KevDog112382 (1:45PM): not Gwyneth Paltrow; not Keira Knightley; not Natalie Portman; not Izabel Goulart; not Cheryl Hines; not Ms. Kitty, my preschool teacher; not Eva Mendes; 


@KevDog112382 (1:45PM): not Eva Longoria; not Kelly Ripa; not Carrie Underwood; not Padma Lakshmi; not Emma Watson; not Olivia Wilde; not Katy Perry; not Brooklyn Decker; not Eliza Dushku;


@KevDog112382 (1:56PM): not Hayden Panetierre; not Jessica Alba; not Taylor Swift; not Jessica Biel; not Jennifer Love Hewitt; not Reese Witherspoon; not Jennifer Aniston; 


@KevDog112382 (2:30PM): not Beyonce; not Elisha Cuthbert; not Rihanna....That is all I can think of off the top of my head. I'm not married to any of them.